Tuesday, February 9, 2010

College

Do you guy ever get those GEEKY emails from colleges? You're the kind of student we want at ___! Good job on your high schoool accomplishments! yadayada I would be really flattered about the amount of letters I got if a) wasn't signed up on college board and b) they actually knew something about me.

WHAT DO YOU PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT ME?

Now for a college to really be productive about this kind of thing, they need to hire a ninja. That is where I come in. I have experience in the ways of the ninja. Wouldn't it pack so much more punch if the letter said We love students that show such a passion for ______, like you! I could fill in that blank.

Just like I will be tomorrow for my religion test. 40 fill in the blank. Bring it on, Moses and the Exodus.

DID YOU KNOW: that in Tomorrowland in Disney, there is a talking trashcan? Because there is. And it is amazing.

I'm unsure of who I'll be reading tomorrow. But I will be reading you. Whoever you are. Olivia? Yes. OLIVIA. I WILL READ WHAT YOU WRITE TOMORROW.

KAYBAI

PEACEOUTCUBSCOUT
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(Do you guys remember when that was cool? Oh man. I miss the 90s.)

1 comment:

  1. Psh, Olivia had BETTER write today because if she doesn't she has NO MORE FREE PASSES and I'm pretty sure she got a snow day but I could be wrong. So she has no excuse.

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